:: St. Stephen's Musings ::

:: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 ::

But Doc! The Holy Spirit Told Me!

How not to discern God's will:

"One day I happened to ask [my] uncle why he'd taken up cigarettes. He said 'God told me to smoke.' First he'd opened the Bible at random and read the 1 Corinthians 6:19, 'Do you not know that your body is a temple ... ?' Then he'd opened it again and read Revelations 15:8, 'The temple was filled with smoke.'"

Hmmm. What else is God speaking to us? Let's see....

"Judas went and hanged himself" (Matt. 27:5b)
"Go and do likewise." (Luke 10:37b)
"What you are going to do, do it quickly." (John 13:27b)

Man, first smoking now death by hanging. God must really have it in for us!

:: Karl :: 8:22:00 AM [Link] ::